And awright, another math major! If I’m not mistaken, Chris Kale Jones was one and possibly rocket scientist Jeff Leibow too, and on the fan side I’m proud to number among the likes of Irene Eizen and Howard Tucker.

I understand a “JB FOR MATH NERDS” is under development, with the following TOP TEN SCRIPT CHANGES being considered:

10. It’s a sine, Tommy!

9. It gets 8.793 miles to the gallon!

8. I’m gonna be bigger than Pythagoras. (Only if you stand on a Planck.)

7. like a drunk walking away from a lamppost (replacing like a cockroach on a map)

6. Four Lovers? The Four Color Theorem!

5. You’re just too good to be true / Can’t take the square root of negative two;

4. Pi, pi, baby, baby good pi.

3. Delgado. Castelluccio. Abscissa.

2. Two cars, three girls, four guys. 4,096 possibilities divided by 4 factorial.

AND THE NUMBER ONE SCRIPT CHANGE FOR “JERSEY BOYS FOR MATH NERDS:”

1. You’re not from a round sphere, are you?