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What's Frankie Valli's funniest line in Jersey Boys?

• You’re gonna lend me the Plymouth. (Tommy: I might.) Bullshit.
• I dunno. My dad wants me home by eleven--
• That guy, the big guy. Hitting on my girl. (Tommy: That’s not your girl.) She will be soon as she meets me.
• You nuts! It's my car! There's a dead dago in it!
• Get out here, you chickenshit, I’ll rip your throat out!
• (Crewe: As I live and breathe. Frankie Castellucio!) No, it’s Valli. With an “I”.
• It’s a sign, Tommy!
• That’s why I’m still out there, singing—like that bunny on TV with the battery. I just keep going and going and going.

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Poll Results:

What's Frankie Valli's funniest line in Jersey Boys?

Started: March 31, 2008
Total Votes: 2290

• It’s a sign, Tommy!: 33% (749)
• That’s why I’m still out there, singing—like that bunny on TV with the battery. I just keep going and going and going.: 25% (566)
• That guy, the big guy. Hitting on my girl. (Tommy: That’s not your girl.) She will be soon as she meets me.: 12% (274)
• I dunno. My dad wants me home by eleven--: 11% (244)
• You nuts! It's my car! There's a dead dago in it!: 7% (170)
• You’re gonna lend me the Plymouth. (Tommy: I might.) Bullshit.: 6% (136)
• Get out here, you chickenshit, I’ll rip your throat out!: 4% (82)
• (Crewe: As I live and breathe. Frankie Castellucio!) No, it’s Valli. With an “I”.: 3% (69)

What's Nick Massi's funniest line in Jersey Boys?

Started: February 14, 2008
Total Votes: 197

• All right, I’ll be honest with you, it coulda been an ego thing. Everybody wants to be up front. But if there’s four guys, and your Ringo…Better I should spend some time with my kids.: 34% (67)
• Tommy, I can’t keep it straight. In one month we’re the Romans, the Village Voices, the fucking Andrew Sisters. What’re you trying to do?: 23% (46)
• Soave, Bobby, soave. Stop and smell the roses. You’ve earned it. Just look at her. Those curves. Those headlights. That rear end. You know what she’s saying? “I want you inside me.”: 20% (40)
• Maybe this is a good time for me to start my own group.: 11% (22)
• (To Bob): The Chevy is transportation. What you want is a statement. You’re looking at the Great American Wet Dream. And this baby gets almost 8 miles a gallon.: 5% (10)
• Sit down, read the bible, improve your mind.: 3% (6)
• Don’t bend the suit, Stanley. It’s imported.: 2% (3)
• Lay off. The kid performed like a trouper.: 1% (2)
• Come on, Bobby. Grab some Christmas cheer.: 1% (1)

What's the funniest male supporting character line in Act Two of Jersey Boys?

Started: December 2, 2007
Total Votes: 194

• DeCarlo: OK, Nick, thank you for sharing that.: 31% (61)
• Officer: Make it out to “Love Muffin.”: 27% (52)
• DeCarlo (to Tommy): And you—stay outta the bathroom.: 24% (47)
• Finney: May I be candid, my friend? Frankie’s OK but he’s no Neil Sedaka.: 18% (34)

What\'s the funniest male supporting character line in Act One of Jersey Boys?

Started: October 13, 2007
Total Votes: 162

• Publisher: No, no—the Four Lovers is a colored group. [Frankie: No, that’s us.] Publisher: Not bad. Come back when you’re black.: 47% (76)
• Judge: So, the kid’s a singer? [Tommy: A good singer. And getting better every day.] Judge: Then he oughta be great by the time you get out. Six months.: 13% (21)
• Donnie: Now who’s the asshole?: 13% (21)
• [Frankie: Hey—you take him, you gotta take me too.] Cop: Aren’t you supposed to be home by eleven?: 12% (19)
• [Nick: Everybody left.] Hank: Of course they left. You don’t understand the nuances of my material.: 12% (19)
• Bowling Alley Owner: Owner: I never forget a face. Get outta here, all of you. “Four Lovers”. Four felons.: 4% (6)

What\'s Joe Pesci\'s funniest line in Jersey Boys?

Started: July 14, 2007
Total Votes: 187

• [Tommy: For what?] Joey: For the group! The Lovers or the Romans or whatever the fu*k it is this week. This guy is a genius! You're gonna thank me for this!: 27% (51)
• Gaudio. Bob Gaudio. He's a kid. But he plays like a madman. And he writes songs! (Sings) Who's got short shorts? We've got short shorts. They've got short shorts. He's got short shorts. I've got: 27% (50)
• [Bob: Why?] Joey: Cause I told 'em you're a fu**in' genius!: 15% (28)
• The Three Lovers! They just got rid of this yutz who did monkey songs or some shit. And they're dying to meet you.: 13% (25)
• It's fu**in' dynamite! Sorry. It is good. A good blend.: 12% (23)
• I told ya--"Short Shorts," number two with a bullet--sorry. Shut up, Joey.: 5% (10)

Whats the funniest Jersey Girls line in Jersey Boys?

Started: June 21, 2007
Total Votes: 101

• So, who's the girl in the song? Your girlfriend? [Bob: No, it's any girl, every girl. It's what T.S. Eliot calls "the objective correlative."] You're not from around here, are you?: 35% (35)
• Yeah, and Bobby, too, right? I mean, the two of them, they're always together. They're like a pair of--What d'ya call it-Chinese twins.: 26% (26)
• [Frankie: What if we got married?] Lorraine: You and Tommy? I don't think that's legal in Nevada.: 24% (24)
• [Bob: And you are?] The ghost of Christmas Present? How's about you unwrap me downstairs?: 5% (5)
• He's too cute. Too young for you honey, and too short. Hey, Frankie, wanna go for a ride later? [What's he got that I ain't?] Me!: 4% (4)
• Nicky, fa' God's sakes! I thought we were going to the movies. [Nick: Relax, willya? Frankie, gimme the pliers.] But I wanna see "The Blob.": 4% (4)
• There they are. I told you it was no vision.: 3% (3)

What\'s Mary Delgado\'s funniest line in Jersey Boys?

Started: May 12, 2007
Total Votes: 182

• No. V-a-l-l-i. (Frankie: How come?) Because y is a bullshit letter. It doesn’t know what it is. Is it a vowel? Is it a consonant?: 24% (43)
• Plus which you’re Italian. You gotta end in a vowel. Delgad-O. Castellucci-O. Pizz-A. Vall-ee with an I. It says, “This is who I am. You don’t like it, you can go fuck yourself.: 23% (42)
• (Frankie: That’s a very unusual fragrance. I never smelled anything like that before. What do you call it?) Mary: Soap.: 21% (39)
• Hey, watch your mouth in my kitchen. I got little girls in the house….Gimme that. Asshole.: 14% (26)
• With friends like that, maybe you should just change your name to Sinatra. (Frankie: I’m gonna be bigger than Sinatra.) Only if you stand on a chair.: 7% (13)
• Got a nickel? (Frankie: Yeah.) Call your mother. You’re gonna be home late.: 6% (11)
• (Frankie: This is a pretty nice place, huh?) Mary: Yeah, They don’t sell slices. That’s how you can tell.: 3% (5)
• So, that’s your real name? Vally? (Frankie: No, Castelluccio. Francis Castelluccio). Kinda long for a marquee.: 1% (2)
• Since when do you care about legal?: 1% (1)
• (Frankie: You know, that’s a nice color for you. You should always wear that). Mary: Thanks for the fashion tip. You old enough to have a match?: 0% (0)

What's Bob Crewe's funniest line in Jersey Boys?

Started: April 14, 2007
Total Votes: 122

• Look, Miss Congeniality, it’s a metaphor! This is an anthem for every guy who’s ever been twisted around a girl’s little finger! Well, isn’t it?: 43% (52)
• Where’s that song? We wanna hear that song! What’s wrong with you people? Play the f**king song already!: 15% (18)
• Hey, watch your mouth Toto, you’re not in Newark anymore.: 12% (15)
• Scorpio? (Bob: No, Gaudio) No, no, no--your birthday? (Bob: November 17)…November 12. It’s a sign, the stars are in alignment! Follow me boys, destiny awaits!: 9% (11)
• Bobby, this is the music business; these guys don’t have mothers!: 9% (11)
• All my body parts are outstanding young man, young, young, young, young man.: 7% (9)
• You bring me four songs and I’ll record them. (Bob: When?) When Mercury’s in Taurus.: 3% (4)
• And, it’ll work, you know why? I did Frankie’s chart. His Moon is in Taurus.: 2% (2)
• (Tommy: Eight rooms on 5th Avenue—how can you be tapped out?) Don’t get me started!: 0% (0)

What\'s Your Favorite Frankie Valli Solo Hit?

Started: March 4, 2007
Total Votes: 246

• "Can't Take My Eyes Off You": 41% (100)
• "My Eyes Adored You": 18% (44)
• "Fallen Angel": 12% (30)
• "The Girl I'll Never Know": 8% (20)
• "Grease": 4% (11)
• "Swearin' to God": 4% (9)
• 'The Sun Aint Gonna Shine (Anymore)": 3% (8)
• "The Proud One": 3% (7)
• "To Give": 2% (6)
• "I Make A Fool of Myself": 2% (4)
• "Our Day Will Come": 1% (3)
• "(You're Gonna) Hurt Yourself": 1% (2)
• "We're All Alone": 0% (1)
• "You're Ready Now": 0% (1)

What's Your Favorite Four Seasons Hit NOT Featured in Jersey Boys?

Started: January 7, 2007
Total Votes: 333

• "I've Got You Under My Skin": 17% (55)
• "Save It For Me": 12% (39)
• "Candy Girl": 11% (38)
• "Will You Love Me Tomorrow": 11% (35)
• "Grease"¹: 10% (33)
• "Silence Is Golden": 8% (27)
• "Swearin' to God"¹: 8% (26)
• "Ronnie": 6% (20)
• "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore": 6% (19)
• "Marlena": 3% (11)
• "Tell It To The Rain": 3% (11)
• "Girl Come Running": 2% (5)
• "Don't Think Twice": 2% (5)
• "Streetfighter"¹: 2% (5)
• "To Give"¹: 1% (4)

What scene is the biggest tear-jerker in Jersey Boys?

Started: October 3, 2006
Total Votes: 235

• Frankie mourning Francine’s death--”Fallen Angel”: 62% (145)
• The original Four Seasons’ reunion at the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame induction--”Rag Doll”: 14% (32)
• Frankie & Mary’s breakup scene--”My Eyes Adored You”: 11% (27)
• When Frankie wanted to buy out Tommy..Bob told Tommy You never thought Frankie was good enough for him....The orginal 4 Seasons breaking up.".Beggin"¹: 9% (21)
• When the group first comes together--”Cry for Me”: 4% (10)

What is your favorite WOW moment in Jersey Boys—the moment that grabs your attention & makes you smile?

Started: August 27, 2006
Total Votes: 141

• When the microphones come up from the stage for the final song--"Who Loves You?": 26% (37)
• When the “whole world exploded” with "Sherry": 21% (30)
• When the fabulous four face the back of the stage and sing "Dawn" to their "audience"¹: 14% (20)
• The four guys around the piano for Bob Gaudio's audition singing "Cry for Me": 11% (16)
• When Frankie makes his comeback with "Can't Take My Eyes Off You".¹: 11% (15)
• When Frankie mourns the loss of his daughter by singing "Fallen Angel"¹: 7% (10)
• The "Oh, What a Night Scene" when Bob "got lucky" for the first time¹: 5% (7)
• Being inducted into The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame¹: 4% (5)
• Frankie singing in church: 1% (1)

What\'s your favorite Jersey Boys\' line?

Started: June 12, 2006
Total Votes: 250

• I'm not drawn to the old neighborhood, my life never revolved around the old neighborhood, I don't give a fuck about the old neighborhood."¹: 18% (45)
• "...when everything dropped away, and all there was--was the music--that was the best...": 18% (44)
• "Y is a bullshit vowel.": 12% (31)
• "They ask you, what was the high point? The Hall of Fame? Selling all those records? Pulling "Sherry" out of the hat? It was all great. But four guys under a streetlamp, when it was all still ahead¹: 12% (30)
• "You ask four guys, you get four different versions.": 7% (17)
• "I never heard a voice like Frankie Valli's. After eight bars, I know I need to write for this voice.": 7% (17)
• It says this is who I am. If you don't like you can go fuck yourself!¹: 6% (16)
• "...you're giving me brown" Tommy: "That's 'cause you're paying us shit."¹: 5% (12)
• "You sell 100 million records, see how you handle it.": 4% (10)
• "You and Tommy? I don't think that's legal in Nevada."¹: 2% (6)
• Maybe its like the guy said, some are born great, some have greatness thrust upon them others achieve greatness and then fuck it up¹: 2% (6)
• because he can't sing "My Mother's Eyes" like I can.¹: 2% (5)
• DeCarlo: You take care of family, Frankie ... I like that.¹: 2% (4)
• "Buy me out? I buy you out!"--"With what, Tommy?": 1% (3)
• Crewe: "You're hearing it all wrong. I'm hearing it in sky blue, you're giving me brown."¹: 1% (3)
• Walk like a man...as opposed to what...a woman?¹: 0% (1)

Who\'s your favorite supporting character in Jersey Boys?

Started: May 8, 2006
Total Votes: 156

• Gyp DeCarlo: 29% (45)
• Bob Crewe: 24% (37)
• Joey: 17% (26)
• mika¹: 9% (14)
• Mary Delgado: 6% (10)
• Bald Drummer Guy¹: 3% (5)
• Obviously, christian hoff¹: 3% (5)
• Norm Waxman: 3% (4)
• Lorraine: 2% (3)
• Hank Majewski: 1% (2)
• Francine: 1% (2)
• Hal Miller: 1% (1)
• Ben Kono sax¹: 1% (1)
• Swing¹: 1% (1)

What is your favorite/most memorable scene from Jersey Boys?

Started: April 1, 2006
Total Votes: 120

• The back stage view during the concert performance of "Dawn."¹: 24% (29)
• A song popped into Bob’s head--the debut of “Sherry”: 15% (18)
• Bob singing "Cry for Me" and the band coming together¹: 13% (16)
• Frankie’s story about “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” almost not becoming a hit: 11% (13)
• The Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame induction/finale: 11% (13)
• Tommy’s introduction about the early years: 7% (9)
• The breakup of the original group (when Tommy was ordered to Vegas): 7% (9)
• Fallen Angel¹: 5% (6)
• The handshake ("Jersey Contract") between Frankie & Bob¹: 3% (4)
• When Frankie changes his name first to Vally and then a girl goes, No Your Italian. Its gotta be a vowel!¹: 2% (3)

How many times have you seen Jersey Boys?

Started: March 1, 2006
Total Votes: 112

• One Time: 37% (42)
• Two Times: 13% (15)
• Three Times: 13% (15)
• Haven't seen it yet, but planning to go: 12% (14)
• 10 or More Times: 11% (12)
• 5-9 Times: 8% (9)
• Four Times: 4% (5)

What is your favorite Jersey Boys musical number?

Started: January 25, 2006
Total Votes: 141

• "Can't Take My Eyes Off You": 23% (32)
• "Walk Like a Man": 17% (24)
• "Oh What a Night": 17% (24)
• "Sherry": 13% (19)
• "Dawn (Go Away)"¹: 9% (12)
• "Beggin'"¹: 7% (10)
• "Cry For Me"¹: 4% (6)
• "C'mon Marianne"¹: 4% (5)
• "Fallen Angel"¹: 3% (4)
• "Rag Doll"¹: 2% (3)
• "Who Loves You"¹: 1% (2)

Your favorite Jersey Boy?

Started: January 2, 2006
Total Votes: 171

• John Lloyd Young
        (Frankie Valli): 47% (81)
• Daniel Reichard
        (Bob Gaudio): 27% (46)
• Christian Hoff
        (Tommy DeVito): 18% (31)
• J. Robert Spencer
        (Nick Massi): 8% (13)

¹ = Added by a guest

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