August 27, 2014

Jersey Boys With An X–Make That TRIPLE X!

August 27th, 2014

WOW! You know you’ve become a success when the porn studios produce a parody of your production! Check out a sneak peek of the scoop below:

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — X-Play announced that it has wrapped principle production of “Jersey Boys XXX the Porn Musical” scheduled for a late September release.

The musical comedy parody features singing, dancing and having sex amidst a backdrop of live concerts, rehearsal hall drama, recording studio intrigue and non-stop action. The producers said the film will span a full decade of hit songwriting and live performance complete with changing hair styles, wardrobe evolution and aggressive sex-loving groupies from 1965 to 1975.

“It’s a big production parody aimed at couples and porn fans that love music and sex,” director Will Ryder said, adding “This is not a gay movie contrary to what some have tweeted. We wanted to create something really fun and we did just that. I am so proud of my cast and crew.”
The film is described as a comedic parody of the 1960s music group Frankie Valli & the Four Seasons and their sexy groupies, which is the storyline for the successful Broadway musical “Jersey Boys.”

Ryder and co-producer Scott David have tapped a collection of popular starlets to play the horny women that circulate among the group back in the day offering up their sexual treats.

“Our movie begins in 1965 when the band was just starting their career searching for a record deal and we take the audience along with us on a fun ride that travels from the conservative early/mid1960s well into the bell bottom era of 1974 and 75,” Ryder said.

Any thoughts on the latest JERSEY BOYS news? One red flag I have with the upcoming release is this: The movie begins in 1965 “when the band was just starting their career”… So much for doing some research! By 1965, The Four Seasons already had four number one hits and a total of 18 Top 40 hits on the Billboard Hot 100!

Click HERE for all the details on JERSEY BOYS XXX!

4 Comments »

  1. I was hoping that this was a fake article from The Onion, but there are multiple sources. The songs are going to take on whole new meanings. Beggin…self evident. And Who Loves You will now feature masks. Say it ain’t so!

    Comment by George O'Brien — August 31, 2014 @ 6:59 am

  2. 50 Shades of Frankie?

    Comment by George O'Brien — August 31, 2014 @ 9:27 pm

  3. This is quite a statement of the ubiquitous nature of this whole phenomenon. Do we start speculating on casting as fans love to do?

    Comment by Audrey — September 1, 2014 @ 2:04 pm

  4. Just another commentary on the state of our current society. The less said about it the better. IMHO.

    Comment by Kathy — September 13, 2014 @ 9:45 am

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