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What's Frankie Valli's funniest line in Jersey Boys?
Started: March 31, 2008
Total Votes: 2349
- It’s a sign, Tommy!: 32% (755)
- That’s why I’m still out there, singing—like that bunny on TV with the battery. I just keep going and going and going.: 24% (572)
- That guy, the big guy. Hitting on my girl. (Tommy: That’s not your girl.) She will be soon as she meets me.: 12% (283)
- I dunno. My dad wants me home by eleven--: 11% (254)
- You nuts! It's my car! There's a dead dago in it!: 7% (176)
- You’re gonna lend me the Plymouth. (Tommy: I might.) Bullshit.: 6% (145)
- Get out here, you chickenshit, I’ll rip your throat out!: 4% (89)
- (Crewe: As I live and breathe. Frankie Castellucio!) No, it’s Valli. With an “I”.: 3% (75)
What's Nick Massi's funniest line in Jersey Boys?
Started: February 14, 2008
Total Votes: 251
- All right, I’ll be honest with you, it coulda been an ego thing. Everybody wants to be up front. But if there’s four guys, and your Ringo…Better I should spend some time with my kids.: 29% (73)
- Tommy, I can’t keep it straight. In one month we’re the Romans, the Village Voices, the fucking Andrew Sisters. What’re you trying to do?: 21% (52)
- Soave, Bobby, soave. Stop and smell the roses. You’ve earned it. Just look at her. Those curves. Those headlights. That rear end. You know what she’s saying? “I want you inside me.”: 18% (46)
- Maybe this is a good time for me to start my own group.: 11% (28)
- (To Bob): The Chevy is transportation. What you want is a statement. You’re looking at the Great American Wet Dream. And this baby gets almost 8 miles a gallon.: 6% (16)
- Sit down, read the bible, improve your mind.: 5% (12)
- Don’t bend the suit, Stanley. It’s imported.: 4% (9)
- Lay off. The kid performed like a trouper.: 3% (8)
- Come on, Bobby. Grab some Christmas cheer.: 3% (7)
What's the funniest male supporting character line in Act Two of Jersey Boys?
Started: December 2, 2007
Total Votes: 218
- DeCarlo: OK, Nick, thank you for sharing that.: 31% (67)
- Officer: Make it out to “Love Muffin.”: 27% (58)
- DeCarlo (to Tommy): And you—stay outta the bathroom.: 24% (53)
- Finney: May I be candid, my friend? Frankie’s OK but he’s no Neil Sedaka.: 18% (40)
What\'s the funniest male supporting character line in Act One of Jersey Boys?
Started: October 13, 2007
Total Votes: 198
- Publisher: No, no—the Four Lovers is a colored group. [Frankie: No, that’s us.] Publisher: Not bad. Come back when you’re black.: 41% (82)
- Judge: So, the kid’s a singer? [Tommy: A good singer. And getting better every day.] Judge: Then he oughta be great by the time you get out. Six months.: 14% (27)
- Donnie: Now who’s the asshole?: 14% (27)
- [Frankie: Hey—you take him, you gotta take me too.] Cop: Aren’t you supposed to be home by eleven?: 13% (25)
- [Nick: Everybody left.] Hank: Of course they left. You don’t understand the nuances of my material.: 13% (25)
- Bowling Alley Owner: Owner: I never forget a face. Get outta here, all of you. “Four Lovers”. Four felons.: 6% (12)
What\'s Joe Pesci\'s funniest line in Jersey Boys?
Started: July 14, 2007
Total Votes: 223
- [Tommy: For what?] Joey: For the group! The Lovers or the Romans or whatever the fu*k it is this week. This guy is a genius! You're gonna thank me for this!: 26% (57)
- Gaudio. Bob Gaudio. He's a kid. But he plays like a madman. And he writes songs! (Sings) Who's got short shorts? We've got short shorts. They've got short shorts. He's got short shorts. I've got: 25% (56)
- [Bob: Why?] Joey: Cause I told 'em you're a fu**in' genius!: 15% (34)
- The Three Lovers! They just got rid of this yutz who did monkey songs or some shit. And they're dying to meet you.: 14% (31)
- It's fu**in' dynamite! Sorry. It is good. A good blend.: 13% (29)
- I told ya--"Short Shorts," number two with a bullet--sorry. Shut up, Joey.: 7% (16)
Whats the funniest Jersey Girls line in Jersey Boys?
Started: June 21, 2007
Total Votes: 143
- So, who's the girl in the song? Your girlfriend? [Bob: No, it's any girl, every girl. It's what T.S. Eliot calls "the objective correlative."] You're not from around here, are you?: 29% (41)
- Yeah, and Bobby, too, right? I mean, the two of them, they're always together. They're like a pair of--What d'ya call it-Chinese twins.: 22% (32)
- [Frankie: What if we got married?] Lorraine: You and Tommy? I don't think that's legal in Nevada.: 21% (30)
- [Bob: And you are?] The ghost of Christmas Present? How's about you unwrap me downstairs?: 8% (11)
- He's too cute. Too young for you honey, and too short. Hey, Frankie, wanna go for a ride later? [What's he got that I ain't?] Me!: 7% (10)
- Nicky, fa' God's sakes! I thought we were going to the movies. [Nick: Relax, willya? Frankie, gimme the pliers.] But I wanna see "The Blob.": 7% (10)
- There they are. I told you it was no vision.: 6% (9)
What\'s Mary Delgado\'s funniest line in Jersey Boys?
Started: May 12, 2007
Total Votes: 242
- No. V-a-l-l-i. (Frankie: How come?) Because y is a bullshit letter. It doesn’t know what it is. Is it a vowel? Is it a consonant?: 20% (49)
- Plus which you’re Italian. You gotta end in a vowel. Delgad-O. Castellucci-O. Pizz-A. Vall-ee with an I. It says, “This is who I am. You don’t like it, you can go fuck yourself.: 20% (48)
- (Frankie: That’s a very unusual fragrance. I never smelled anything like that before. What do you call it?) Mary: Soap.: 19% (45)
- Hey, watch your mouth in my kitchen. I got little girls in the house….Gimme that. Asshole.: 13% (32)
- With friends like that, maybe you should just change your name to Sinatra. (Frankie: I’m gonna be bigger than Sinatra.) Only if you stand on a chair.: 8% (19)
- Got a nickel? (Frankie: Yeah.) Call your mother. You’re gonna be home late.: 7% (17)
- (Frankie: This is a pretty nice place, huh?) Mary: Yeah, They don’t sell slices. That’s how you can tell.: 5% (11)
- So, that’s your real name? Vally? (Frankie: No, Castelluccio. Francis Castelluccio). Kinda long for a marquee.: 3% (8)
- Since when do you care about legal?: 3% (7)
- (Frankie: You know, that’s a nice color for you. You should always wear that). Mary: Thanks for the fashion tip. You old enough to have a match?: 2% (6)
What's Bob Crewe's funniest line in Jersey Boys?
Started: April 14, 2007
Total Votes: 176
- Look, Miss Congeniality, it’s a metaphor! This is an anthem for every guy who’s ever been twisted around a girl’s little finger! Well, isn’t it?: 33% (58)
- Where’s that song? We wanna hear that song! What’s wrong with you people? Play the f**king song already!: 14% (24)
- Hey, watch your mouth Toto, you’re not in Newark anymore.: 12% (21)
- Scorpio? (Bob: No, Gaudio) No, no, no--your birthday? (Bob: November 17)…November 12. It’s a sign, the stars are in alignment! Follow me boys, destiny awaits!: 10% (17)
- Bobby, this is the music business; these guys don’t have mothers!: 10% (17)
- All my body parts are outstanding young man, young, young, young, young man.: 9% (15)
- You bring me four songs and I’ll record them. (Bob: When?) When Mercury’s in Taurus.: 6% (10)
- And, it’ll work, you know why? I did Frankie’s chart. His Moon is in Taurus.: 5% (8)
- (Tommy: Eight rooms on 5th Avenue—how can you be tapped out?) Don’t get me started!: 3% (6)
What\'s Your Favorite Frankie Valli Solo Hit?
Started: March 4, 2007
Total Votes: 330
- "Can't Take My Eyes Off You": 32% (106)
- "My Eyes Adored You": 15% (50)
- "Fallen Angel": 11% (36)
- "The Girl I'll Never Know": 8% (26)
- "Grease": 5% (17)
- "Swearin' to God": 5% (15)
- 'The Sun Aint Gonna Shine (Anymore)": 4% (14)
- "The Proud One": 4% (13)
- "To Give": 4% (12)
- "I Make A Fool of Myself": 3% (10)
- "Our Day Will Come": 3% (9)
- "(You're Gonna) Hurt Yourself": 2% (8)
- "We're All Alone": 2% (7)
- "You're Ready Now": 2% (7)
What's Your Favorite Four Seasons Hit NOT Featured in Jersey Boys?
Started: January 7, 2007
Total Votes: 423
- "I've Got You Under My Skin": 14% (61)
- "Save It For Me": 11% (45)
- "Candy Girl": 10% (44)
- "Will You Love Me Tomorrow": 10% (41)
- "Grease"1: 9% (39)
- "Silence Is Golden": 8% (33)
- "Swearin' to God"1: 8% (32)
- "Ronnie": 6% (26)
- "The Sun Ain't Gonna Shine Anymore": 6% (25)
- "Marlena": 4% (17)
- "Tell It To The Rain": 4% (17)
- "Girl Come Running": 3% (11)
- "Don't Think Twice": 3% (11)
- "Streetfighter"1: 3% (11)
- "To Give"1: 2% (10)
What scene is the biggest tear-jerker in Jersey Boys?
Started: October 3, 2006
Total Votes: 265
- Frankie mourning Francine’s death--”Fallen Angel”: 57% (151)
- The original Four Seasons’ reunion at the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame induction--”Rag Doll”: 14% (38)
- Frankie & Mary’s breakup scene--”My Eyes Adored You”: 12% (33)
- When Frankie wanted to buy out Tommy..Bob told Tommy You never thought Frankie was good enough for him....The orginal 4 Seasons breaking up.".Beggin"1: 10% (27)
- When the group first comes together--”Cry for Me”: 6% (16)
What is your favorite WOW moment in Jersey Boys—the moment that grabs your attention & makes you smile?
Started: August 27, 2006
Total Votes: 195
- When the microphones come up from the stage for the final song--"Who Loves You?": 22% (43)
- When the “whole world exploded” with "Sherry": 18% (36)
- When the fabulous four face the back of the stage and sing "Dawn" to their "audience"1: 13% (26)
- The four guys around the piano for Bob Gaudio's audition singing "Cry for Me": 11% (22)
- When Frankie makes his comeback with "Can't Take My Eyes Off You".1: 11% (21)
- When Frankie mourns the loss of his daughter by singing "Fallen Angel"1: 8% (16)
- The "Oh, What a Night Scene" when Bob "got lucky" for the first time1: 7% (13)
- Being inducted into The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame1: 6% (11)
- Frankie singing in church: 4% (7)
What\'s your favorite Jersey Boys\' line?
Started: June 12, 2006
Total Votes: 346
- I'm not drawn to the old neighborhood, my life never revolved around the old neighborhood, I don't give a fuck about the old neighborhood."1: 15% (51)
- "...when everything dropped away, and all there was--was the music--that was the best...": 14% (50)
- "Y is a bullshit vowel.": 11% (37)
- "They ask you, what was the high point? The Hall of Fame? Selling all those records? Pulling "Sherry" out of the hat? It was all great. But four guys under a streetlamp, when it was all still ahead1: 10% (36)
- "You ask four guys, you get four different versions.": 7% (23)
- "I never heard a voice like Frankie Valli's. After eight bars, I know I need to write for this voice.": 7% (23)
- It says this is who I am. If you don't like you can go fuck yourself!1: 6% (22)
- "...you're giving me brown" Tommy: "That's 'cause you're paying us shit."1: 5% (18)
- "You sell 100 million records, see how you handle it.": 5% (16)
- "You and Tommy? I don't think that's legal in Nevada."1: 3% (12)
- Maybe its like the guy said, some are born great, some have greatness thrust upon them others achieve greatness and then fuck it up1: 3% (12)
- because he can't sing "My Mother's Eyes" like I can.1: 3% (11)
- DeCarlo: You take care of family, Frankie ... I like that.1: 3% (10)
- "Buy me out? I buy you out!"--"With what, Tommy?": 3% (9)
- Crewe: "You're hearing it all wrong. I'm hearing it in sky blue, you're giving me brown."1: 3% (9)
- Walk like a man...as opposed to what...a woman?1: 2% (7)
Who\'s your favorite supporting character in Jersey Boys?
Started: May 8, 2006
Total Votes: 240
- Gyp DeCarlo: 21% (51)
- Bob Crewe: 18% (43)
- Joey: 13% (32)
- mika1: 8% (20)
- Mary Delgado: 7% (16)
- Bald Drummer Guy1: 5% (11)
- Obviously, christian hoff1: 5% (11)
- Norm Waxman: 4% (10)
- Lorraine: 4% (9)
- Hank Majewski: 3% (8)
- Francine: 3% (8)
- Hal Miller: 3% (7)
- Ben Kono sax1: 3% (7)
- Swing1: 3% (7)
What is your favorite/most memorable scene from Jersey Boys?
Started: April 1, 2006
Total Votes: 180
- The back stage view during the concert performance of "Dawn."1: 19% (35)
- A song popped into Bob’s head--the debut of “Sherry”: 13% (24)
- Bob singing "Cry for Me" and the band coming together1: 12% (22)
- Frankie’s story about “Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” almost not becoming a hit: 11% (19)
- The Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame induction/finale: 11% (19)
- Tommy’s introduction about the early years: 8% (15)
- The breakup of the original group (when Tommy was ordered to Vegas): 8% (15)
- Fallen Angel1: 7% (12)
- The handshake ("Jersey Contract") between Frankie & Bob1: 6% (10)
- When Frankie changes his name first to Vally and then a girl goes, No Your Italian. Its gotta be a vowel!1: 5% (9)
How many times have you seen Jersey Boys?
Started: March 1, 2006
Total Votes: 154
- One Time: 31% (48)
- Two Times: 14% (21)
- Three Times: 14% (21)
- Haven't seen it yet, but planning to go: 13% (20)
- 10 or More Times: 12% (18)
- 5-9 Times: 10% (15)
- Four Times: 7% (11)
What is your favorite Jersey Boys musical number?
Started: January 25, 2006
Total Votes: 207
- "Can't Take My Eyes Off You": 18% (38)
- "Walk Like a Man": 14% (30)
- "Oh What a Night": 14% (30)
- "Sherry": 12% (25)
- "Dawn (Go Away)"1: 9% (18)
- "Beggin'"1: 8% (16)
- "Cry For Me"1: 6% (12)
- "C'mon Marianne"1: 5% (11)
- "Fallen Angel"1: 5% (10)
- "Rag Doll"1: 4% (9)
- "Who Loves You"1: 4% (8)
Your favorite Jersey Boy?
Started: January 2, 2006
Total Votes: 195
- John Lloyd Young
(Frankie Valli): 45% (87) - Daniel Reichard
(Bob Gaudio): 27% (52) - Christian Hoff
(Tommy DeVito): 19% (37) - J. Robert Spencer
(Nick Massi): 10% (19)
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