November 23, 2010

Stubbleyou’s Latest Parody: ‘Who Rubs You’

November 23rd, 2010

As he was flying home from New York to southern California after celebrating Jersey Boys’ 5th anniversary earlier this month, and all the attention recently surrounding TSA pat-downs, Stubbleyou started thinking about airport security…

Here’s a preview to his latest parody!

(to the tune of “Who Loves You”)

Who rubs you, pretty baby
Who’s gonna help you catch your flight
Who rubs you, pretty mama
Unless your underwear’s too tight

Who gloves you, pretty baby
Who pats you down and feels you up
Who gloves you, frequent flyer
Hey mister, don’t you touch my junk

(Who gloves you…)
Who gloves you, pretty baby
Who’s gonna rub your bottom
(Who rubs you…)
Who rubs you pretty baby

(Ah, ah, ah)
If you’re a girl the world will know what’s your cup size
If you’re a guy we’ll know if you’ve been circumsized
Baby if you’ve got to get to LAX from JFK
Come to me…
I’m the TSA

Visit Stubbleyou’s blog to read (and maybe sing) his entire hilarious parody!

Happy Thanksgiving travels to everyone!


  1. Loved it!Very”Touching” HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

    Comment by THEA — November 25, 2010 @ 11:37 am

  2. Stubbs, your second career should be
    1) song writer
    2)comedian with Howard, it would be a sellout
    3)Both, Rick I’m sure could head you the right way!
    You’re too much…love ya

    Comment by Kathy Johnstone — November 29, 2010 @ 9:08 pm

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